True Denny’s fans take pictures in front of every diner they come across.
So, Rachel and I made it onto the Denny’s blog. Pretty sure I can die now.
Treating myself this summer.
I actually don’t think any photo could make me happier than this one.
This is me with long hair genuinely petrified/mad on a ferris wheel. Looking at this photo always makes me laugh despite the fact that I was sincerely unhappy in this moment. LIFE
(Reblogging for posterity)
Heather: and it's not like you NEED a relationship to be happy. it's like, your life is a plate of rocket to venus mussels and brussels and french fries and a beer
Heather: and the dude is just that second beer that you dont necessarily need, but it enhances the meal
Why Scott writes celebrity gossip instead of me:
Scott: what is a vanderpump?
Scott: why does it keep showing up on websites?
i have no clue
is that the thing that keeps male strippers erect?
Scott: it seems to be a real house wife
Earnest Weirdo looking for a fan of make outs who can tolerate my cat and won’t mind when I say something honest or make an awkward pun and might maybe even like it when that happens.
The most begrudged Easter Bunny.
Well, winter is going to end, I’m going to clean these veins again. So close to dying that I can finally start living.