True Denny’s fans take pictures in front of every diner they come across.
So, Rachel and I made it onto the Denny’s blog. Pretty sure I can die now.

This is me with long hair genuinely petrified/mad on a ferris wheel. Looking at this photo always makes me laugh despite the fact that I was sincerely unhappy in this moment. LIFE
(Reblogging for posterity)
Heather: and it's not like you NEED a relationship to be happy. it's like, your life is a plate of rocket to venus mussels and brussels and french fries and a beer
Rachel: hahahahaha
Heather: and the dude is just that second beer that you dont necessarily need, but it enhances the meal
Why Scott writes celebrity gossip instead of me:
Scott: what is a vanderpump?
Scott: why does it keep showing up on websites?
me: um
i have no clue
wait
is that the thing that keeps male strippers erect?
Scott: it seems to be a real house wife




